Miscellany, Jun. 9, 1958

No Sale. In Norfolk. Va., a petition of bankruptcy was filed by Jimmie Cash Register.

Off the Rack. In Salisbury, Southern Rhodesia, the Central African Federation's only nudist colony announced that it would buy a choice plot of ground featuring two wild fig trees.

Vanity Fair. In Toledo, Mrs. Patricia Parent, 19, was arrested for speeding, begged the cop, "Don't give me a break; I'm so cute, police keep letting me go, and I'm afraid I might have a serious accident," drew a $23 fine.

Plighted Troth. In Milwaukee, the wedding of Judith Bjorkland, 18, was postponed when the bride-to-be was caught shoplifting a...

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