Radio: Un-Average American Family

The Crazy Creightons is radio's daffiest 30 minutes.

Mother Creighton is an unpublished murder-mystery writer (You Too Can Be The Death Of The Party, No Cream With Your Coffin) whose slogan is "the gore the merrier." For her scatterbrain, a telephone conversation poses a major intellectual dilemma.

Father Creighton, as graciously wacky as his wife Serena, is a penniless sculptor who never quite finishes his masterpieces before the supply company calls to repossess its marble. Once, when he sold a statue of a dog to a dog kennel, he accepted a mongrel dog ("Buffalo Bull")...

Want the full story?

Subscribe Now


Learn more about the benefits of being a TIME subscriber

If you are already a subscriber sign up — registration is free!