Sport. In Birmingham, England, police arrested a drunk. He was at the bottom of a crater, wrestling with a time bomb.
Frinstance. In Southport, N.C., a minister preached on "Ashes." Shortly the church caught on fire. Two hundred and fifty miles away in Greenville, S.C., a minister was preaching on the tumbling walls of Jericho when a car crashed into the church vestibule, showered the congregation with falling plaster.
Metropolis. In Manhattan, a woman drew a suspended sentence for riding a bicycle the wrong way on a one-way street.
False Colors. In San Diego, Calif., fire battalion chiefs wearied of getting salutes from green...