In the New Orleans Item:
NEW HEADS
INSTALLED BY
MORTICIANS
Credit Line of the Week
Under a photo in the New York Daily News of Pope Pius X (see RELIGION): "Stork Club foto."
How to Interview MacArthur
The Manhattan newsmen-covering General Douglas MacArthur at the Waldorf-Astoria have had a dull time. They have seen little of MacArthur himself, gotten no interviews, spoken only with his spokesman, Major General Courtney Whitney.
Before most newspapers gave up the chase as a waste of time, the newsmen paraphrased an old bit of doggerel:
Here is the Waldorf-Astoria
The home of the rich and the odd,
Where the press speaks only to Whitney,
And Whitney...