Floor Show. In Greeley, Colo., asked by reporters how she felt about children after giving birth to her 21st, Mrs. Orville McFarland, 43,"said: "They furnish entertainment."
In a Hurry? In Milwaukee, Optometrist David Wald advertised in the Journal: EYES EXAMINED WHILE YOU WAIT.
"I Do." In Washington, the Post ran a help-wanted advertisement for "Secretary; cocktails at 5; employer guarantees husband in six months."
Craftsmen. In Greensboro, N.C., a laundry proudly posted a notice in its window: "We don't mangle your clothes with machinerywe do it carefully by hand."
The Short View. In Appleton, Wis.,...