Out of This World. In McCook, Neb., Pfc. Ernest Olivier spun in a jitterbugging step, reached for his jiving partner's hand, plunged out the second-story window of the dance hall.
Extraction. In Chicago, Dr. Cecil Fisher complained that a young lady patient fainted in his examination chair, removed $175 from his pocket while being revived.
Fare Dealing. In Portland, Ore., a woman passenger handed a bus driver two tickets, explained: "I weigh 481 pounds, and I really take up two full seats."
Brass Rings. In San Francisco, merry-go-rounders went round & round & round...