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Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A pug nose, pigeon toes, thick lips. (P. 14, col. 2.)
As much as a quart of food in the gullet. (P. 15, col. 1.)
A tail that sticks out straight. (P. 16, col. 2.)
Coffee to drink during the bloodletting. (P. 15, col. 2.)
The vicious smut of discontented sheepherders. (P. 23. col. 1.)
Another duel between J. P. Morgan and Kuhn, Loeb. (P. 25, col. 1.)
A diminutive Carnoustie man who teaches golf near Chicago. (P. 26, col. 3.)
A tall, tanned, hirsute nobleman. (P. 28, col. 2.)
A grandson who would study Rabelais. (P. 20, col. 3.)
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