Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
The world’s record in vicious profanity.
Too much business to attend the big game of the Alma Mater.
A situation that places the State Department between Japan and California.
The necessity for $28,500,000 more to enforce prohibition.
A ” disgraceful ” costume in the House of Lords.
The father of a family kept from his native land.
A city that lacks music in its pocketbook.
Decline of the franc to the lowest point in history.
The crimson gentleman who dangled his tail and gave Ralph Pulitzer to drink.
The opening of a can of guaranteed Mascagni.
The Senatorial thesis that “discontent is abroad in the land.
The intricacies of the Green Bill.
The pulling-power of a want-ad in Germany.
“Prescribing a pill to cure an earthquake.”
War with Japan. According to high school children of California, it is inevitable.
Allied vaporings.
A division of the human race “nonexistent as human beings.”
The traditions of England, suffering from a paucity of Dukes.
History that cannot add a cubit to a cowboy.
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