The cows destined for Macy's kit bags are not contented. They are thrilled.
Honeydew melons get all balled up and think they're marbles after coming in contact with our fruit and potato bailer. Butter likewise.
Six pieces of imported German Lebkuchen (that's cake, in case your education has been neglected) come in lovely decorated German tins.
Our fruit cake smells so good that the artist who sketched it had to have his hands slapped twice to keep him from nibbling.
A bird's nest fryer is an imposing contraption used for frying...
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