Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A great hoss pistol. (Page 12, column 2.)
Turbulence over collar buttons . . . murder. (P. 11, col. 3.)
A ladder supporting heavily bejeweled climbers. (P. 7, col. 1.)
Brokers, chambermaids to mules. (P. 13, col. 2.)
All Yankee-Doodle-Dom popping out of one universal soda bottle. (P. 7, col. 2.)
A Corsican swelling like a wen. (P. 12, col. 2.)
The darkness of the shadow of the valley. (P. 1, col. 3.)
The digestion of admirals, soda clerks, statesmen. (P. 20, col. 2.)
Crimson...
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