Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A voice like a trumpet and a flame-colored gown. (P. 3.)
Naughty advances by old Leopold. (P. 17.)
“Violent, highly offensive and utterly undiplomatic terms.” (P. 13.)
An excessive display of dancing and acrobatics. (P. 13.)
A “most flagrant instance of irrational therapeutics.” (P. 18.)
An agitated Signora noticing that her husband had been long absent. (P. 10.)
Fantastic folk in awesome ships, with gruesome guns.” (P. 12.)
Ahmed Zogu — “ignorant despot.” (P. 11.)
‘A ribald sketch of him looped through four bathtubs.” (P. 14.)
Sections of Barbara La Marr’s anatomy. (P. 16.)
An eminently respectable newspaper. (P. 26.)
A sullen brown boy who was like a flea on hot bricks. (P. 28.)
The “longest, dullest speech.” (P. 28.)
Work by the sales force of the ventilated mouse-trap trade. (P. 28.)
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