Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
"Sleeping beauties, glossily torpid with pulchritude." (P. 14.)
A beggar standing in front of a Rolls-Royce show window. (P. 2.)
A House of Lords and Ladies. (P. 7.)
A reporter of the New York Evening Post. (P. 18.)
A stolid Berliner and his wife, sister, daughter, masquerading as Abdul Kaffir, etc. (P. 16.)
Huge beasts that are prowling the mountains of South Platte Canon. (P. 1.)
"Men become women." (P. 12.)
"Fearful shrieks, sights unholy. . ." (P. 14.)
"Banquets here, banquets there, newspapers, speeches,...