Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
" Waltzing poodles bombinating humorlessly." (P. 22.)
The " Lady Astor " (gin and ginger-ale). (P. 26.)
A mysterious visit to the ex-Crown Prince. (P. 11.)
A pole at Fifth Avenue and 37th Street, Manhattan. (P. 26.)
" Brilliant young men not believing a word they said, yet saying it with wit and charm." (P. 18.)
A phantom blinded by the flick of a glove lace. (P. 24.)
Parisian pique at pipe-smoking pedestrians. (P. 10.)
A white elephant for the Invisible Empire. (P. 18.)
Objectionable scenes secretly filmed and interpolated. (P. 10.)
An extraordinary Dutch theory about...
