PRESIDENTS EDITION
GOOD WEEK/BAD WEEK
George H.W. Bush
Shaved his head in solidarity with his Secret Service agent's son, who has leukemia
Abraham Lincoln
His National Mall memorial was vandalized with green paint for reasons unknown
AWW
Zonkey Kong
Just call them Romeo and Zoo-liet: a male zebra hopped a fence at an Italian animal preserve to mate with his seemingly illicit lover, a female donkey. Their offspring? A zonkey, of course, which zookeepers promptly named Ippo. Alas, her wacky DNA means she's infertile, so don't expect a zonkeydonk.
THE ART OF COMMERCE
"Weird and cool." That's how Kenzo designer Humberto...
