You don't need to know my exact age. suffice it to say I was born during the Eisenhower Administration--and no, not the second term. I've never opened any letters from AARP, but that hasn't stopped them from showing up in my mailbox every month. I still pay full price at museums, and I will for a good while, but at least once I was offered the discount--and not the student kind.
I'm perfectly happy to tell you my daughters' ages: they're 10 and 12, and they're in fourth and sixth grades. That puts a whole lot of demographic real estate between...