Despite my contacting the world's leading experts, the predictions I've made in past columns have not been great. Last year I was sure there was going to be a surge in pimento-cheese consumption. For 2009 I called the Red Sox as World Series champs. In 2008 I said that when Dick Cheney was no longer Vice President, his friend would shoot him back in the face. In 2006 I thought a loophole in religious law would cause most Amish to be on Rollerblades. In 2004 psychic James Van Praagh gave me a vision of a major fashion trend that never materialized:...
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