'Dick Cheney's a fine fellow. He's entitled to his own opinion. He's not entitled to rewrite history.'

JOE BIDEN, U.S. Vice President, responding to his predecessor's criticism of the Obama Administration's handling of the attempted airplane bombing on Christmas Day

'If you look like me, you may be ejected from Southwest Air.'

KEVIN SMITH, director, in his Twitter feed, after he was kicked off a Feb. 13 flight for being too large

'I killed someone, once. He was a young chap. He had been my lover, and he got AIDS.'

RAY GOSLING, BBC presenter, in a TV documentary on...

Want the full story?

Subscribe Now


Learn more about the benefits of being a TIME subscriber

If you are already a subscriber sign up — registration is free!