SHOCKING
Cinemax-rated MONA LISA painting discovered
HOUSE M.D. now the world's most popular TV show. 82 million viewers are asking, "Did you know Hugh Laurie's not really American?"
Boy hit in hand by METEORITE traveling at 30,000 m.p.h. survives. Still waiting for superpowers
Grade-school screening of JONAS BROTHERS movie Camp Rock accidentally shows porno instead. Guess which letter they changed in the title
Don't make a Golden Girl take out her dentures: CLORIS LEACHMAN calls Betty White a "slut"
Woman accidentally throws out mattress stuffed with $1 MILLION in cash
CAPTAIN AMERICA to be resurrected. Tupac still waiting for his moment
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