SHOCKING
SAM SHEPARD wins Nick Nolte Mug Shot Award after DUI arrest
KARL ROVE beats GEORGE W. BUSH in third annual book-reading contest. Bush beats Rove in second annual "Yeah, well, I'm still President" contest
VALKYRIE makes money?
Poll says SARAH PALIN most desirable celebrity neighbor. Can we borrow a cup of moose?
American Gladiators' NITRO writes memoir. Spoiler alert: his name's not actually Nitro
Despite two subpar films, WILL SMITH is Hollywood's top moneymaker of 2008
New Year's Eve jaw drop: raunchy KATHY GRIFFIN makes ANDERSON COOPER blush
PREDICTABLE
PRINCE to release three albums in 2009, though he'll sue you...
