SHOCKING
TINA FEY's disturbing scar secret revealed!
ANDY ROONEY cops to stealing dinner rolls
ANDERSON COOPER races MICHAEL PHELPS
WILLIAM SHATNER gets a talk show. Finally
CONDI RICE gives private piano recital for THE QUEEN
BOY GEORGE police tape: Yeah, O.K., I did handcuff that escort
GUNS N' ROSES' campaign to have Dr Pepper make good on free-soda offer likely to last 17 years
DAVID GREGORY likely to host Meet the Press
PREDICTABLE
BRITNEY SPEARS: "I go through life like a Karate Kid"
MARIO LOPEZ just misses out on Meet the Press gig. Agrees to do Miss America pageant again as...