Despite your many kind offers, I have no interest in having a posse. From what I've gathered from watching HBO's Entourage, it looks expensive, claustrophobic and as if it would require pretending to care about your posse members' problems. Instead, I wanted to be in someone else's entourage. And not some overly serious movie star who keeps talking about the environment, since that would mean doing things that involve helping the environment. I wanted to do it right. I wanted to join a rap posse.
So I got Flo Rida--a once struggling rapper who exploded late last year with "Low," which...