SHOCKING
HOOTIE tops country chart, continues domination of American musical landscape
R. KELLY on teenage girls: "How old are we talkin'?"
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS breast-feeding pics disappear at Wal-Mart. R. Kelly not suspected
Director of WANTED to produce MOBY DICK: "From Hell's heart, I shoot at thee with slow-motion bullets."
EDDIE VEDDER writes song for Chicago Cubs, bringing trademark angst to angst-ridden team
Despite recent Olsenesque attire, LINDSAY LOHAN to guest-judge on Project Runway premiere
KANYE WEST developing hip-hop puppet show
PREDICTABLE
GOVERNATOR admits to having smoked weed with TOMMY CHONG
JOSH GROBAN sings TV-theme-song medley at Emmys
GWYNETH PALTROW launches...