SHOCKING
CHARLIE SHEEN named TV's highest-paid male actor
MINI-ME sues ex-girlfriend for abuse, accuses her of putting things on high shelves
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR heirs sue the POPE. Don't they know he's taken a vow of poverty?
Raunchy comedian BOB SAGET offended by raunchy John Stamos joke about Olsen twins
Bill and Ted star--the one who's not Keanu Reeves--hired to write remake of Ramones flick
Star Trek's SCOTTY fails to beam up when rocket carrying his ashes breaks apart
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV banned in Thailand after taxi-driver murder
PREDICTABLE
STEPHEN COLBERT gets California spider named after him (but not one of...
