SHOCKING
Pudgy guy named ROCCO almost beats Tiger Woods!
SNOOP DOGG releases country-music song titled My Medicine. Sipping on moonshine and juice?
KATHERINE HEIGL opts out of Emmy consideration, citing injury from dismounting high horse
ROSS PEROT launches website about the U.S. economy
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV fails to boost console sales. Carjackings doing just fine, though
LEONA HELMSLEY'S DOG to lose $10 million. Still richer than your dog
JOAN RIVERS kicked off British daytime talk show for swearing
MADONNA'S BROTHER writes unauthorized memoir. Because we know so few of her secrets
PREDICTABLE
NASA to unveil new space suits. Adult diapers...
