Christmas Trees of the Elite

[This article consists of an illustrations. Please see hardcopy of magazine.] ANN COULTER

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

BARRY BONDS

BRITNEY SPEARS

LARRY CRAIG

RUDY GIULIANI

HILLARY CLINTON

STEPHEN COLBERT

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