People: Nov. 20, 2006

WHO COULD'VE SEEN IT COMING?

Before you judge, remember that you too were once young and unwise. Now that that's over, let's review some of the reasons no one should be surprised that pop star BRITNEY SPEARS and dancer turned rapper KEVIN FEDERLINE sued each other for divorce and custody of their two kids. 1) Total time Brit spent in her first marriage: 55 hr. 2) Status of K-Fed when the two started hanging out: single--unless you count the pregnant girlfriend. 3) Method by which they developed a trusting and intimate relationship: doing a reality show. At the end of the...

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