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Punchlines: Sep. 19, 2005

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“Celine Dion criticized President Bush for his slow response to Hurricane Katrina. Celine said, ‘I could have driven everyone out of the city in two songs.'”

–CONAN O’BRIEN

“That’s what they do now–whenever there’s trouble, they send former Presidents Clinton and Bush. Earlier today they arrived on the set of Joey.”

–DAVID LETTERMAN

“At the Vice President’s press conference, a heckler kept yelling obscenities at him and had to be taken away. Let me tell you something–this time Hillary has gone too far.”

–JAY LENO

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