What Makes The Stars Twinkle?

By DEPARTMENT Sunday, Jan. 09, 2005

    • CARSON KRESSLEY ??? CO-STAR OF QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY:

    "A world without pleated khakis."

    OWEN WILSON ??? ACTOR:

    "Going down to the Venice pier and messing around. You know, the ocean, sunsets, positive people."

    ANN COULTER ??? CONSERVATIVE GADFLY:

    "Liberals weeping, crying and threatening to move to Canada."

    VIRGINIA MADSEN ??? ACTRESS:

    "My son. I'm glad that for the first 10 years of his life, I got to spend most of my time with him, so it's kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't have too much success then."

    JOAN RIVERS ??? COMEDIAN, REDCARPET CRITIC:

    "At my age, breathing."

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG ??? COMEDIAN:

    "My grandkids because they're very weird and wonderful. Great artists. A good man and good sex."

    JAVIER BARDEM ??? ACTOR:

    "Seeing a smile on the faces of the people I love."