Metropolis. Wednesday afternoon. Lois Lane is in TROUBLE?
Clark! Jimmy! HELP!!!
Lois! What's wrong?!
This story. It's--it's UNMEMORABLE! Now I'll never be a newsroom star!
SOB!!!! All I ever wanted was an occasional lunch with Diane Sawyer or Barbara Walters! Maybe a name check in Liz Smith ...
You could try calling a few more sources and--
SOURCES?! Hah! This looks like a job for ...
Jayson Blair and the League of "Imprecise" Journalists! Roll call:
Stephen Glass! Janet Cooke! R. Foster Winans! Mike Barnicle! Doris Kearns Goodwin! The late Stephen Ambrose!! Wait, you two are historians! Clifford Irving! Quit shoving!
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