1. Every time Bill Clinton sat down to watch Andre Agassi play tennis at the French Open:
a) Bill Bennett got up b) Gustavo Kuerten yelled, "Stop your incessant chewing, Mr. Jowly!" c) Agassi lost d) the joker next to him said, "Pardonnez-moi!"
2. This man is:
a) the Elton John of Myanmar b) newly crowned King Gyanendra of Nepal c) O.K. on turf, but really a mudder d) a big fan of the phrase "accidents will happen" e) praying that this photo won't get picked up globally
3. The New York Stock Exchange stopped for 1 1/2 hours because...
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