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This Is What You Call Protection?

As the novelty of margaritagate wears off, the most beguiling question to emerge from Austin is not why Jenna Bush used a fake ID in a place where literally everyone knew her name, but why the Secret Service agents hanging out at Chuy's restaurant in their Hawaiian shirts didn't do anything to stop her. According to a Secret Service source, agents have specific instructions from the President and First Lady to turn a blind eye to the collegiate high jinks of the First Daughters. "It's not our job to be substitute parents," the source says....

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