Wednesday, Dec. 07, 2011

Al Pacino, the Tony Awards

Alfredo, Alfredo, Alfredo. You're breaking our hearts. Everybody loved your Merchant of Venice on Broadway. But then you have to go and turn up at the Tony Awards looking like the merchant of Vegas. The shiny waistcoat and shambolic, baggy tux are fine. The hairband is too — if you're Bjorn Borg on center court in the '70s, that is. For the Tonys, you might want to consider a nice wash and set instead.