Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley
Length of marriage: 107 days
The King of Rock 'n' Roll's only daughter met Hollywood heavyweight Nicolas Cage at Johnny Ramone's birthday party in 2000, sparking a romance that just couldn't be sedated, despite its on-again, off-again status over the next two years. Those pesky breakup rumors were shattered, however, when the couple married in a lavish Hawaii ceremony in August 2002. But by November, lovey-dovey headlines had soured, and Cage slapped Presley with divorce papers, noting that they "shouldn't have been married in the first place." For her part, Presley was no stranger to being unlucky in love. The King's kid notched up her third divorce upon splitting with Cage. Her second marriage was infamously to Michael Jackson in a whirlwind ceremony that came hot on the heels of — just 20 days after — her first divorce. It too was a flameout marriage that lasted 20 months.