Thursday, May. 19, 2011

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The 2007 Transformers and its 2009 sequel — surely the noisiest and least necessary pair of movies to earn a combined $1.5 billion at the worldwide box office — have inevitably spawned a third episode, wherein Shia LaBeouf and a Victoria's Secret model try to avoid being stomped on in a Lego Armageddon. 7/1