Sample tweet: "Yes, the world is falling apart and we are all doomed. But we still need to do our part for Nat'l Scare A Child Month."
For a man who makes a living spooking kids, there's not a lot that's frightening about author R.L. Stine's tweets. From the man behind the popular young-adult Goosebumps and Fear Street horror series, Stine's microjokes are welcome commentary to a world of drab news updates, all mixed in with the occasional bone-chilling narrative in tweet form, of course.