Sample tweet: "If my pelvis wasn't sore I'd be dominating in Dance Revolution on Kinect right now"
Nash's dry sense of humor has won him reporting assignments for The Late Show with David Letterman. That sensibility also scores on Twitter. The Phoenix Suns point guard is quick to satirize the flowery tweets of many celebrities. "A new day," he recently wrote. "A new inspiration. A new reason. A new drop of rain on a fresh leaf.....and I'm boring myself to sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." And though some may accuse Nash of oversharing, who couldn't relate to experiencing this uncomfortable moment: "Room service came as I was getting in the shower. Went in the room nekkid for some shorts and dude is standing there. #awkward" Yes, sir.