Monday, Feb. 07, 2011, 'The Contract'

What won't Danica Patrick and Jillian Michaels do on television? You'd imagine it's gotta be something pretty bad, since they're already in a GoDaddy commercial. But you'll have to just keep on imagining it, since the commercial, in a rare display of modesty, doesn't show you. (Viewers are directed to for more. Let us know how it turns out.)

Grade: C-