Monday, Feb. 07, 2011

Pepsi Max, 'First Date'

It's the standard "what they're really thinking" — a woman wonders whether her date is the One, how much money he makes, whether he's good to his mom, whether he'll lose his hair, etc., while the guy's droning inner monologue consists of "I want to sleep with her, I want to sleep with her, I want to sleep with her." But wait — a can of Pepsi Max is delivered to the table (oddly, considering they're on a date at a fancy restaurant). Now all the sex-crazed guy can think about is a refreshing soda. All I can think about is the next ad.

Grade: C-