What you'll need:
A fresh suit, preferably fluorescent red-orange
A dinner-plate-size gold medallion
A gold-encrusted goblet
A turquoise chalice (for use as a cereal bowl)
A horse worthy of a king
Kanye West is known famously (and notoriously) for spouting off. When he stole the mike from Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, the world booed, but when he started a Twitter feed almost a year later, we all jumped on to follow him. Since his first tweet on July 28, West has gained more than 1.39 million followers who revel in his lofty proclamations like, "Hotel bathrobe got me feeling like a king!" As the saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so this Halloween honor King Kanye by dressing in the items he spouts off about on Twitter.