Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2010

Bark Off

If you've ever dreamed of treating your dog like a car alarm, this ad was clearly made for you. When your nerves get frayed because of barking at all hours, pick up the phone and buy the Bark Off. The portable remote fits in your pocket, sending out "humane ultrasonic waves" to keep your dog's "nuisance barking" at a minimum. Best of all, the device is silent to owners' ears, ending the canine confrontation with a single click. Bark Off also touts itself as a training accomplice, teaching pets how to decipher between annoying behavior and necessary protection against home intruders. Robbery enthusiasts should take note and test out the purchase on their next job.