FedEx Ground

Grade: B
FedEx Ground doesn't sound fast, but you can't judge things by their names: just ask Harry (who is hairy), Eileen (who leans), Joy (who laughs) and so on. So you can't judge things by their names. Except that you can. Bonus points anyway for closing on a dry gag involving a turkey-necked guy named Mr. Turkeyneck.

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