Monday, Feb. 05, 2007

General Motors

Grade: B+
An assembly-line robot loses its job after messing up on the line, and goes skulking the streets to the tune of "All By Myself" — after trying and failing at several other jobs, it attempts suicide. Fortunately, it's just a dream — that GM 100,000-mile warranty has everyone obsessed with quality! — and the robot can continue happily depriving human autoworkers of well-paying blue-collar jobs. Somewhere on the Upper West Side, Michael Moore has an aneurysm.