Monday, Feb. 05, 2007

Snickers

Grade: B-
Two auto mechanics share a Snickers bar, eating it simultaneously from either end. Their lips meet — "I think we just accidentally kissed," says one — then they each rip out a handful of chest hair to erase the smooch by doing something manly. Homophobic? Sure, in that casual, non-hostile Will-Ferrell-summer-comedy way. On the other hand, give them credit: they did just show two dudes kissing at the Super Bowl. Oh, and fellas — locking lips as you each took a long, thick, sweet rod of candy into your mouths? That was no accident.