Thursday, Jun. 25, 2009

Karl Malone

Utah Jazz
No. 13 pick overall
1985

Wardrobe fail. The Mailman's a tall guy, but it couldn't have been that hard to find a tie that stretched past his belly button. Malone does score points for his subtle color coordination: the jacket buttons, tie and pocket square all go nicely with his uncomfortably tight pants. (They're uncomfortably tight for us, anyway.)