Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008

The Pussycat Dolls' When I Grow Up

The Pussycat Dolls, who continue their quest to liberate women from the horror of not being purely sexual objects, also earn a disqualification on lyrics. When I Grow Up, composed by a Mayo Clinic's worth of quality song doctors, is full of hooks, but how can a chorus about wanting to be famous tick off desires to "be in movies" and "have groupies" without mentioning, oh, singing?