Unemployed winner Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) joined Twitter in March to the delight of the some 300,000 people who signed up to follow him within a few hours. (He has since gathered more than 5 million followers.) After Sheen's very public falling out with CBS executives and subsequent firing from his sitcom Two and a Half Men, his antics seemed to hit overdrive, but in a nice twist, his rants were sometimes so positive, they seemed downright spiritual. Sheen's first tweet gave his trademark battle cry, "Winning!," the hashtag treatment. It was far too amusing to hate.