An orange-hued superhero whose insignia was a bowl of cereal, Captain Breakfast fights for the most important meal of the day. Not nearly as commonly featured or revered as Captain Vegetable, Cpt. Breakfast only has his enthusiasm and love of Cheerios to aid his mission. In the video above, his lone skit, Captain Breakfast encounters a little girl that, try as he might, he cannot convince to down a piece of toast or glass of orange juice. But while he proves an unconvincing salesman, we can't fault his lack of charm or passion, only his absentmindedness. Because, as the little girl points out, "It's time for lunch."