When everyone talks about the kooky names of Frank Zappa's kids, they always go with Moon Unit. Or maybe Dweezil. That's understandable. But Zappa's youngest daughter is named Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. That's, respectively, a light insult, a description, a food and a misspelling of the word pigeon. Of course, it's likely that no one ever calls her by her full name, in which case Diva Zappa is actually quite cute in its rhymingness.