Sample tweet: "A lot of upheaval in the middle-east. Specifically my middle east I just ate six tacos."
Sometimes incoherent, sometimes nonsensical, and always hilarious, Homer Simpson mirrors his aloof cartoon self on his (appropriately bright yellow) Twitter page. The doughnut and Duff Beer lover from Springfield tweets predictably about his latest drinking shenanigans down at Moe's. His mindless postings are quite appropriate for a man with an IQ of 55 who works at the local nuclear power plant, and Homer's tweets proudly show off his (lack of) intelligence. But disappointingly he hasn't tweeted a single "D'oh."
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