Sample tweet: "I'm not sexist. I don't think of myself as God's gift to women. I think of myself as God's gift to everybody."
Isn't a good thing that Clark Kent's such a nice guy? Imagine if he wasn't or just follow Jerk Superman as he sounds off about all that is wrong with the superhero world. Jerk Superman belittles Flash's virility, makes fun of Spider-Man's scrawniness and because no hero would be complete without an enemy to fight incessantly frequently rips on archnemesis Lex Luthor's baldness. And as for the often-debated Superman vs. Batman hypothetical, "Could I beat Batman in a fight? Hmm... does killing him with eye lasers or dropping a building on him while he's asleep count? Then yes."
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